Do NOT get me started …ladies toilets.

Do you know what really annoys me? Dirty toilets! Seriously, what the hell is wrong with some women? How does shit get on the seat? How does used toilet paper get on the floor, rather than inside the toilet? Why do I find bloody used tampons on the toilet seat, rather than inside disposal bin? Blood smeared on the walls?!!!!!!!

I was invigilating an exam over at the Excel Centre all day yesterday and each time I went to the toilet I had to walk into at least 5 cubicles before I saw one fit to hover over!

I hate using public toilets and would at times rather piss myself than use them. Be it at work, in restaurants, shopping centres or airports there’s always some skank who’s messed up a cubicle beyond rational comprehension. I feel so sorry for the cleaners who have to clear this shit up (literally).

I never put my ass down on any public toilet seat, but it doesn’t mean you can leave your crap there as decoration for me to see when I step into a cubicle.
We always compIain about men’s toilets smelling of piss and often expect men to be messy to some degree because it’s their nature, but some women take the piss! We are genetically apt to raise children and have a tendency to be neater and more aware so why do I repeatedly keep seeing this behaviour in toilets all over the country?! If a 3 year old child can learn to use a toilet properly, then why can’t adult women?

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7 Comments

  1. 7th June 2009 / 7:12 pm

    Here here!!! I don't get it either, its not hard to use a loo, and leave it the way you'd expect to find it lol!! However some girls just don't seem to understand that! x

  2. 7th June 2009 / 7:24 pm

    oh my goodness!! This is something I have noticed for years and cannot understand …. women are just filthy!! In my old workplace the toilets were a disgrace … we found blood on seats, wee on the floor, bogies (!!!) on walls!! Once there was faeces lying on the floor – the lass had obviously missed the pan!! I mean, how does this happen??? I also once went into a cubicle and heard the girl in the cubicle alongside open a bag of crisps and eat them! This is just wrong.

    I always wanted to find the culprits but they always managed to get away with it – women like that should be ashamed of themselves, absolutely vile x

  3. 7th June 2009 / 11:18 pm

    Thanks for the compliment on my eyes. I agree with you on the bathroom situation; that's why I try not to use public bathrooms; if possible I will go back home first.

  4. 8th June 2009 / 8:02 am

    I couldn't agree more! I dread having to take my daughter to a public toilet for this very reason. I've had to teach her not to touch anything and hover over the seat. Then I'm straight at her with alchohol gel and wet wipes! At four years old even she has asked me why grown ups make so much mess! xxx

  5. 8th June 2009 / 11:12 am

    @ Saskia – urgh that's disgusting! I read your post wincing!

    @loveaudrey. I don't blame you,. I'll be exactly the same with my kids!!

  6. 8th June 2009 / 2:54 pm

    you were right! I was following the old blog. Like you, I haaaaate public toilets..sometimes I have to just go..never for #2…
    I never ever sit either
    Some women are just dirty and nasty!

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